Headache medicine

A man takes a glass of water and two advil to his wife late one night.

Wife: "I don't have a headache."

Husband: "GOTCHA!!!"

Should it hafta be this way??!!

6-8weeks? Really!? I know there's "other stuff" but, IT AIN'T THE SAME. It's better than nothing I do declare. -trey

Me too

I want a cigar. Papa Betros. I'm so proud. Hi Phil!

THANKS PHIL!!!

I will have a cigar to celebrate too this weekend. yay!!!  photos up on facebook.

Congratulations Trey!!!!!

at seis pounds and trey's ounces

I will have a cigar in celebration!!!
-Phil

Gun control

Sometimes people ask me why I carry a loaded handgun. The answer to that, of course, is because they won't let me carry a loaded rifle.
-Phil

Happy Birthday Trey

Happy Birthday Trey!! Please like me! - Jimmy Buffet

Happy Birthday Trey!

-trey

New food chain

I have decided to start my own chain of semi-premium foods. I will serve various freshly baked breads, designer bagels that are full of yumminess, inspiring soups and salads, and healthy sandwiches and beverages. The atmosphere will be clean and inviting with a soft melody of thrash metal music playing in the background.

I will call it...Pantera bread



...and there will be a changing station and baby wipes in every restroom.

for those of you who are about to rock...

FEEDBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
-trey

Dumb Argument

I hate the argument that just because a band was "influenced" by older bands before them, that you have to like them too or you wouldn't have the bands today. Thats stupid. AC/DC sucked then and so does Skynyrd and Led Zeppelin. If they "influenced" anything, its the world with crappy music. That is all . Carry on. (My Wayward Son -Kansas...excellent song. probably didn't influence anyone.) - Chad

Judgementalism

Before you pass judgement on someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.

That way...when you do judge them...you will be a mile away...and they will have no shoes.
-Phil